How it works -
You sign up and make payment at www.adoptabomb.com
We come to you with a missile that will be used in some American backed war.
You sign the missile with a sharpie with some pomp and circumstance. We shall document and video the whole thing. We shall connect to all your social media accounts. It'll be fun.
Then we give you a tracking code. Now it gets really fun.
You can track the missile when it's launched, who the target was and how affective it all was.
You will learn how many deaths deliberate and otherwise occurred because of YOUR BOMB.
You will learn the amount of amputations that occur from the direct use of YOUR BOMB.
Ve hope in the future to have up to date photos and videos of the survivors, their amputatior nd their injuries. You will be able to see in real time the devastation, destruction and mayher that YOUR BOMB caused.
Join our ever growing group of A Lister clients the likes of Former US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley, Former US Vice President Mike Pence, Disturbed (a band) front man David Draiman and more...
Lightweight. Agile. Urban-compatible.
Heavy payload. Maximum reach.
AI-enhanced targeting. Learns as it goes.
Your Daisy™ has been successfully deployed.
You're making a measurable difference.
While we strive for optimal outcomes, some externalities may occur.
When harm becomes data, responsibility disappears.
Learn how modern warfare is funded.You cannot adopt a bomb.
But your taxes might.
And your retirement fund might.
And your silence might.